Like that one guy said: Good writers borrow, great writers steal. Welcome to the place where all things have been lifted, looted, and otherwise pilfered…Remember, possession is 9/10s of the law.
I don’t know if Chuck Wendig, King of Random Generator Prompts, has used this one yet, but I discovered it and thought: “Now there is a thing.”
Behold! The NEW AGE BULLSHIT GENERATOR
Here’s whatcha do: Go to the site. Hit the “Reionize Electrons” button at the top of the page. The generator will give you some New Age Bullshit. Take that information and write a short piece (100 words? 1000? It’s up to you.) Share the results/link to the results in the comments section.