Like that one guy said: Good writers borrow, great writers steal. Welcome to the place where all things have been lifted, looted, and otherwise pilfered…Remember, possession is 9/10s of the law.
I don’t know about you guys, but in my spare time when I should be writing I like to calculate how many pages or words I would have to write to be done in a certain time frame.
If I want to finish a 100,000 word novel in 6 months (average 30 days a month) then I figure I have to write 67 pages a month–a tiny bit over 2 pages a day for six months straight.
In my head I tell myself that’s a cakewalk. No sweat. Could do it in my sleep.
If I weren’t so busy doing the writing math.
So I recalculate. I’ve spent a month figuring out how long it would take to write a novel in six months and I’m one month down. Maybe I submitted a new story. Maybe I wrote a couple random things, edited a few bits here and there. Did a lot of writing math.
100,000 words in 5 months=20,000 words=80 pages a month=2.6 pages a day, so now it’s closer to 3 pages a day but still doable.
Yeah, but between work and the kids and the whole family togetherness thing, I’m out another month. Plus I’ve got to read, right? Good readers=good writers. Kiss a second month goodbye.
Four months and 100,000 words to go=25,000 words per month=100 pages=3.3333333 pages a day
But, lo and behold, I have not prepped anything for my evil CWC group which demands a certain level/quantity of pages in and of itself. I spend the next few weeks revamping old, trashy work to buy myself time to eventually turn in something new to them.
And I’m down to three months. Nose to the grindstone time. But I lost a lot of sleep because I needed to get an UGWP submission ready too, so I didn’t feel guilty about submitting to just one group…I do, after all, owe them an end to the intolerably long Round Story.
So, two months to get 100,000 word novel done.
Two months with 100,000 words=50,000 words per month=1666 words per day=6.66 pages per day.
Freaked out. Wasted time writing a blog post about how much time I was wasting.